If you’re a Twitter user, there’s a good chance you’re familiar with the ScanBC account.

Whoever runs the account keeps track of B.C. police scanners and publishes some of the craziest, funniest and most serious police reports in our province.
 

Whether it’s peeing out of a moving skytrain, leaving illegal drugs at the bank or banging on strangers’ doors demanding vodka, British Columbians do some crazy stuff.

Fair warning, some of these incidents are a little gross and more than a few of them have to do with people peeing on things, but they’re very much worth a laugh.

Here are some of our favourite ScanBC tweets from the first two and a half months of 2018.