My in-laws frequent a local watering hole that's akin to walking into a live episode of Cheers.

The energy is jolly – a seemingly never ending gathering of friends where regulars take turns buying each other rounds of Jameson's. 

I love going to visit them at their 'spot' at the bar, as it elicits a certain comedic nostalgia for me. It's something we as Canadians don't do nearly enough of – hang out at the bar, chat with our neighbours and have no sense of urgency to go anywhere other than to foster a sense of camaraderie.

The downside? The wine list is garbage. 

When I went to meet up with my in-laws and partner last week at said establishment, they howled in echoed laughter when I asked to see the wine list. It's as scary as a hangover after a three day bender. 

I didn't lose hope, however, as with my experience and knowledge of what constitutes 'bad', 'scary' or just outright 'undrinkable', I can navigate an amateur wine list like the best of them. 

Here's what to stick to if you happen to find yourself in a similar locale and are really jonesing for that glass of wine.

Stick to something cold

Refrigeration masks flaws and lower quality – look for white wine and make sure it's ice cold. 

Get a spritzer

Nothing a little soda, citrus and ice can't fix!

Look for these countries

Spain, Argentina, Portugal and Chile – they're known for offering reasonable quality at decent prices.

Avoid the 'McDonald's' wines

We all know the ones – the big brands we see everywhere that are mass produced and taste like it.

While seeing these labels might evoke a sense of familiarity, resist the urge and order something else. 

Order local

As a last resort, ask if they have any locally made wine.

Generally, local wineries tend to make a 'value' wine perfect for guzzling by the glass. It's not going to be the best thing you've ever tasted but it'll hit the spot.

Friends don't let friends drink bad wine!